Open letter to users

[Aficenos]

My dear friends and fellow compatriots of this board, I must inform you of a new plague that seems to be destroying the harmony and the feeling of trust that we all share, and that thing is called : Hobbes Uthran.
Now you may wonder why I take such a hard stance on such a poor figure all of a sudden, but as for everything else in this world there is indeed a reason, he is an insulting and pestering fool who does not know his place in this world, one who dares say such things to me :
"Your understanding is not required, mon-keigh Aficenos, merely your surrender..."

He seems to be unaware who he is messing with here, for fist of all, my understanding is beyond his greates of ambitions, I have seens and understood things he could not even glimpse if the totality of his brain(included the impulses that cause one to breath) where to be dedicated to the task for many years. And as for his other moronic point, he can obviously see I will not surrender to him, but I will on the other hand charge forth in cold, precise and unforgiving vengeance as I rip every part of his mind to pieces and destroy every one of his hopes and dreams.

Resistance is futile...moron

yours truly

[hobbes]

"Tau's are worth anwsering to, you are not. 'Nuff said."

[The Beast of Caerbannog]

what taus? all I see is stinking space elves... hear that SPACE ELVES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Flax]

I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Mr. Hobbes Ulthran's horny screeds. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. I hope I don't need to remind you that Hobbes neglects the impact that selfishness has on the soul, but it's still true, and we must do something about it.

Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting Hobbes fuel inquisitions. I sincerely contend that my litanies regarding the worst sorts of lame-brained grizzlers I've ever seen, while far from complete, will present a noble vision of who we were, who we are, and who we can potentially be. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that it's easy to tell if he's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying. Having no desire to belabor this subject, I'll just say that Hobbes presents quasi-scientific and pseudointellectual justifications for his hectoring methods of interpretation in order to convince people that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Hobbes does, and that's why if we let him distort the facts, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. One can examine this from another angle and plainly see that he has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. I should mention that I've been doing some research of my own. So far, I've "discovered" that if Hobbes is victorious in his quest to scrawl pro-clericalism graffiti over everything, then his crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. In asserting that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve, he demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. It is a figment of Hobbes's runaway imagination that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: How can he put the foxes in charge of guarding the henhouse and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? A clue might be that I want to unify our community. Hobbes, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it.

Hobbes sometimes has trouble convincing people that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few reprehensible hoodlums to constate authoritatively that Hobbes has the trappings of deity. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that it may seem difficult at first to address the real issues faced by mankind. It is. But someone once said to me, "Hobbes is stubborn and borderline dour." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since. I aver that Hobbes will surely acquire power and use it to indoctrinate catty cockalorums in the immediate years ahead. I base this confident prediction on, among other things, the fact that wherever you look, you'll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity.

Hobbes should get with the program, at least insofar as this essay is concerned. Now I certainly do not want to sound discouraging, but statements like, "His ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. He does not tolerate any view that differs from his own. Rather, Hobbes discredits and discards those people who contradict him along with the ideas that they represent. By refusing to act, by refusing to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of querulous, mumpish clodpolls, we are giving him the power to let parasitic control freaks serve as our overlords. Who could have guessed that Hobbes would restructure the social, political, and economic relationships throughout the entire society? To put it another way, why does he insist on boring holes in the hull of the boat in which he himself is also a passenger? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why you won't find many of Hobbes's yes-men who will openly admit that they favor Hobbes's schemes to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us. In fact, their causeries are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that if revanchism were an Olympic sport, Hobbes would clinch the gold medal.

None but the presumptuous can deny that I challenge Hobbes to point out any text in this letter that proposes that human life is expendable. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. We were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to expose the connections between the combative problems that face us and the key issues of misoneism and adversarialism. We were not put here to make our lives miserable, as Hobbes might think. In general, he says that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and spiteful warmongers. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely reckless and vexatious lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Hobbes's secret agents.

The more I think about bad-tempered schmoes, the more troubled I become by Hobbes's stances. The essential point, however, is the following: Hobbes's claim that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity, but an assault on the human mind. So, what's my take on Hobbes's snarky opinions? Simply this: He contends that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?

I use such language purposefully -- and somewhat sardonically -- to illustrate how Hobbes has been known to "prove" statistically that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic pink pixie dust over everything that he considers noisome or snippy. As you might have suspected, his proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Hobbes's "proof" demonstrates only that if I said that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being completely honest if I said that Hobbes and I disagree about our civic duties. I insist that we must do our utmost to counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless as expeditiously as possible. Hobbes, on the other hand, believes that a book of his writings would be a good addition to the Bible. Hobbes's effusions are designed to prevent me from getting my work done. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Hobbes wants to scrap the notion of national sovereignty. Is this so he can repeat the mistakes of the past, or is it to discredit legitimate voices in the phallocentrism debate? You be the judge. In either case, whenever there's an argument about his devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that most of what he says is pure gibberish. That should settle the argument pretty quickly.

When I state that Hobbes uses deception to trick people into voting against things that they, in fact, support, I'm merely trying to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change. His accomplices are too lazy to rouse people's indignation at Hobbes. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public teats, and casually forget that in a tacit concession of defeat, Hobbes is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his perfidious, oligophrenic jeremiads have failed at. His idea of addressing a problem is not to fix the problem but to establish a task force, council, or commission to look into it, study it, dissect it, and finally talk it to death. To prove this, I shall take only a few cases from the mass of existing examples.

We must tackle the multinational death machine that Hobbes is currently constructing. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to oppose evil wherever it rears its pea-brained head. Insensitive loudmouths may possess a mass of "knowledge", but their brains are unable to organize and register the material they have taken in. Sure, even the most blathering crumbums you'll ever see may have some good points, but I have yet to find one.

You may make the comment, "What does this have to do with jackbooted hatemongers?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that we must develop an alternative community, a cohesive and comprehensive underground with a charter to denounce those who claim that Hobbes commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to open students' eyes, minds, hearts, and souls to the world around them. You must be the one to challenge Hobbes's grotesque assumptions about merit. And you must inform your fellow man that if the people generally are relying on false information sown by brutal adversarial-types, then correcting that situation becomes a priority for the defense of our nation. Hobbes apparently wants to use us to fulfill his gruesome mission. It follows from this that he wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that Hobbes wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If he really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about him. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents, and in these primarily as an illustration that Hobbes yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for Hobbes, "attract attention" usually implies "transform our society into a putrid war machine". Hobbes's argument that elitism is the key to world peace is hopelessly flawed and thoroughly circuitous. In closing, although this letter has been lengthy there are still a large number of comments about Mr. Hobbes Ulthran that I have had to leave aside. I didn't even begin to mention, for instance, that words fail me in describing my pure distaste for Hobbes's initiatives and narrow-minded, disgraceful values. Anyway, the important point is that a theme that appears repeatedly in Hobbes's utterances concerns his desire to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives.

[The Beast of Caerbannog]

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever read!!! Now it's becoming obvious to me that someone's been organizing some sort of mutiny of preverts in these here boards! Well, I can no longer sit back and allow prevert infiltration, prevert indoctrination, prevert subversion and the international prevert conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!! Rise up co-forum-members! And expunge these boards of the filth that has corrupted us!!!

Like kicking out all those who ain't posting no more!

For the Emperor! And cookies!

[Rouroux]

Three words...

WHAT THE $%?$%?$?

No, seriously, I just didn't have the courage nor the patience to read past the 3rd paragraph... and I couldn't understand a thing... call me a non-intelligent specimen, but from my point of view... it wasn,t even worth trying...

[Banzai Kamikaze]

There is only one God, and I am his prophet.

[Hobbes]

I wont lose precious time arguing with a guy with a bunny as his avatar...

As for Flax's letter... well, I just didn't care, so I passed it...

As for Roux... www.why-dont-you-just-shut-the-fuck-up.com

And for Banzai : Man, you are one cool prophet!

[The Beast of Caerbannog]

felix said:

I wont lose precious time arguing with a guy with a bunny as his avatar...

Oh but you already have!

[Aficenos]

You are all morons who pale in the light of my perfection...Hobbes I may not be a Tau worthy of ure time, but my fist will be worthy of youre face I promise you, and my dear Banzai, does the word Jihad mean anything to you...

Thank you for youre time

[Hobbes]

I am sincerely looking forward to that time.

[Aficenos]

Lol...ok well you got it big man

Anyway this thread has seen enough war, I declare this battlefield ended, let the war continue in the far reaches of the world

Yeeeeessss...Fascinating

[Hobbes]

All right, if you want that because of a joke... I'm sorry if my impersonation of an Eldar has hurt you, it was for fun and jokes... let's stop the big fuss around this... I'm sorry to everyone that this "Your understanding is not required, mon-keigh, merly your surrender..." has hurt or pissed off...

[Aficenos]

lol,

and the prodigeous child falters at last, nobody really cares about your Mon Keih shit, it was just making you an easy target and everybody loves a good target, as for somebody getting pissed, I think it has more to do with sometihng else you said, that had nothing to do with Mon Keih...

Anyway don't worry everything will be fine...with me anyway

[Flax]

Indeed, indeed.